Oh boy, you've left me speechless.

Twenty years old and sarcastically honest. Lives in a midwest town in Indiana.

Mom:are you ready to leave
Me:yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me:Okay I'm ready
Mom:Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
— 2 days ago with 25343 notes
tumblropenarts:

I am a New Zealand artist/photographer/crafter who is currently starting out and trying to find my place in the world. 

tumblropenarts:

I am a New Zealand artist/photographer/crafter who is currently starting out and trying to find my place in the world. 

— 2 days ago with 33408 notes

It’s amazing seeing Cordelia in Angel compared to when she was on Buffy. You can see her character grow from the annoying spoiled brat, to an amazing woman. I couldn’t stand Cordelia in Buffy, at least not until the middle to end of season three. And the only reason I started liking her is because her father got caught cheating on his taxes and all their money was gone and she was forced to get a job and didn’t have all her fancy clothes and her car. But in Angel you can see her grow, and watching Angel made me love Cordelia. And this scene fully shows just how much she’s grown. It sucks that Joss killed off all of Angel’s original partner’s; Cordelia and Doyle. But yanno, that’s what Joss does best. Kills off the people you fall in love with.

— 2 days ago

I'm feeling sappy today. Angel and Cordy.

Cordelia:But you're bigger than that. You'll win this in the end.
(Stands up and steps away)
Cordelia:I, uh... just wish I could be there to see it.
Angel:What do you mean? You're not...
Cordelia:(turns to face Angel) I can't stay. This isn't me anymore. You can say good-bye to the gang for me, explain everything once you understand.
Angel:That's gonna be never.
(Walks toward her)
Angel:I need you here.
Cordelia:(with tears in her eyes) Don't make it hard, Angel. I'm just on a different road... and this is my off-ramp. The Powers That Be owed me one, and I didn't waste it. I got my guy back on track.
Angel:Cordy, there's just-
Cordelia:(touches his face) We take what we can get, champ, and we do our best with it. I'll be seeing you.
(Smiles through her tears, turns to walk out of the office.)
(stops, turns around, walks quickly up to Angel)
Cordelia:Oh, what the hell. One for the road?
(Kisses Angel, but moments later the telephone rings)
Angel:You know, um... I don't... I don't need to get that.
Cordelia:(tenderly straightens his tie) That you have to get.
(Angel walks toward the phone)
Cordelia:Oh... and you're welcome.
Angel:(answers the phone) Hello? Yes, I know. She's... but that's impossible. She's standing right-
(turns to look for Cordelia, but she's not there; he becomes visibly upset)
Angel:I'm sorry. Yeah.
(Choking up)
Angel:When did she die? Did she, um... she never did wake up? I see.
(hangs up, looks out to where Cordelia was standing moments earlier.)
Angel:Thank you.
— 3 days ago

This part always makes me cry... BTVS: The Body.

Anya:Are they gonna cut the body open?
Willow:Oh my God! Would you just... stop talking? Just... shut your mouth! Please!
Anya:What am I doing?
Willow:How can you act like that?
Anya:Am I suppose to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Xander:Guys-
Willow:The way you behave-
Anya:Nobody will tell me.
Willow:Because it's not okay for you to be asking these things!
Anya:(crying) But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just couldn't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.
Willow:(after long pause) We don't know... how it works... why.
— 3 days ago

Everyone needs to find their Angel.

Angel:I saw you before you became the Slayer.
Buffy:What?
Angel:I watched you, and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps... and...and I loved you.
Buffy:Why?
Angel:'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe... to warm it with my own.
— 3 days ago
What ever happened to “dates”?

simplyiolani:

All everyone talks about now is fucking. “Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you.” What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex.

(Source: sweet666teen, via themulattokat)

— 3 days ago with 21073 notes

SERIOUSLYYYYY

how my mother works
me:mom i got all A's
mom:
me:mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me:mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom:is this your cup on the table?
me:yes
mom:you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
— 3 days ago with 101517 notes
115 years,

How does it feel to know you’ll never see the outside of your prison cell for the rest of your life? I hope you rot in hell mother fucker for the shit you put my family through. I can move on with my life knowing you’ll never hurt another person again. See you never.

— 4 days ago